and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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