Dual....:-)
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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