the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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