The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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