it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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