Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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