If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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