Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My penis needs a shock collar
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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