It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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