I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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