i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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