Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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