Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.