He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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