There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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