Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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