? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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