So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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