Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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