unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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