Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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