I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
