Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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