Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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