We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Girls should come with a carfax report
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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