yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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