Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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