Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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