I'm going to jail i love you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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