Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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