that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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