i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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