Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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