i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
