How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
