I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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