I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Be still, my beating vagina.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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