just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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