Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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