doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
