awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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