If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just had sex bonerless
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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