Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I am mentally ready for anal.