dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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