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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.

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(714): View more from California

we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.

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(917): View more from New York City

pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

(347): View more from New York

I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.

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(443): View more from Maryland

In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(315): View more from New York

Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?

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