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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Cure to hiccups..road head..high five

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong

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• (831): View more from California

  i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.

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