What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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