i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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