the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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