Buhtt sex?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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