On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I lost the right to judge tonight
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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