He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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