help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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