Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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