these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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