i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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