You really coming over, don't trick.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Randomize