I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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