Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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