She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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