I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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